Joshua Suggs
Jan 26 '10
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I think those sideburns have their own zipcode. When do they stop becoming sideburns and start becoming a beard? Can we get a ruling on this?
A beard wraps the whole face. If they don’t meet in the middle they are sideburns and nothing else. They are epic sideburns certainly but since no connection has been made a beard is not present.
Pretty sure those have graduated from sideburns to mutton-chops, but I’m no expert on bizarre facial hair.
are mutton chops not a subset of sideburns?
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Mutton chops are sideburns. The same way that a chin strap is a beard. A gross, pathetic, creepy beard but a a beard...
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are mutton chops not a subset of sideburns?
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Pretty sure those have graduated from sideburns to mutton-chops, but I’m no expert on bizarre facial hair.
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